In Defense of Bigger Girls

Yeah, okay, I know. I've taken a dig or two at the bigger girls here. But, the truth is that hooking up with a girl that isn't the typical skinny biyotch can actually be quite good for one's sex life. In a nutshell, here's why:

Bigger girls try harder.

There's no doubt about it. I was reminded of this the other day when I had the opportunity to hook up with this very hot and rather thin girl. She was great to look at, but totally lame in the bedroom. The corollary to the above, of course is:

Hot girls often don't try at all.

It's like the old SNL sketch where a customer calls the phone company and is given the run-around. The slogan given is "We're the phone company. We don't care. We don't have to." And it's the truth. Hot women will have another guy chasing after them the second you disengage. They don't have to care about your needs unless you are in high-demand by other women and it will make her look superior in the eyes of her peers to have you.

Does that mean only chase the less attractive women? Hell no! But, take a chance on a 'second choice' every so often. You'll be glad you did. Why? Because that bigger girl needs a sweet and drama-free personality to get guys interested in her and mad skills to get them to keep coming back. She'll be much less hassle, better in bed and generally lower-maintenance all around. They're grateful. They will give you the best oral ever - bar none. They're generally stoked to have the attention. Well, at least until a bunch of guys have nailed them but won't date them - then they get bitter really quickly.

And, that's typically what happens to the bigger girls. They'll get boned by a bunch of guys who don't want to be in a relationship with them - thus (in woman world) lowering their self-esteem and making them feel used. Eventually, they'll find some equally unattractive men who have no self-esteem of their own and are willing to settle for them. Then the happy couple will head off into the sunset together where she will have kids as quickly as possible in order to create something to love her and validate her place in the world.

But, like any good drug, it's fun while it lasts. I recommend giving it a try if you don't regularly indulge. The lack of drama and easy fun can be very refreshing.